Pets are adorable, but let’s not kid ourselves—they’re mostly in it for the grub. Ever wondered if your furry friend would stick around if you stopped feeding them? Spoiler alert: probably not. And yes, if you died, most would eat you without a second thought—except maybe labradors, bless their hearts.
1. The Daily Wake-Up Call
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Your pet wakes you up at the crack of dawn, not because they love you, but because they want breakfast. Every. Single. Day.
2. The Food Bowl Vigil
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Notice how your pet stares at their food bowl like it’s the holy grail? That’s because it is. To them, you are merely the custodian of the sacred kibble.
3. The Cold Shoulder
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Ever ignored your pet and noticed how they become disinterested in you? Stop feeding them for a day, and watch how quickly their affection evaporates.
4. The Doorway Dance
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When you’re carrying food, your pet suddenly becomes an Olympic gymnast, weaving around your legs and almost tripping you. It’s not love; it’s pure, unadulterated greed.
5. The Selective Hearing
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Call your pet when you don’t have food, and they suddenly go deaf. Shake a treat bag, and they come running faster than you can blink.
6. The Couch Potato
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Ever noticed how your pet sprawls out on the couch right after eating? They’re just there to digest their meal, not to keep you company.
7. The Paw Patrol
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When you’re eating, your pet is right there, staring with those sad, manipulative eyes. They’re not interested in your company—just your leftovers.
8. The Sudden Athlete
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Your usually lazy pet becomes an athlete when you pick up the leash or the food bowl. It’s all about where the next meal is coming from.
9. The Silent Judgement
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When you eat without sharing, your pet gives you that guilt-inducing stare. They’re judging you for not prioritising their insatiable hunger.
10. The Vanishing Act
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Ever notice how your pet disappears when the food runs out? They’re off to find someone else to mooch from.
11. The Dinner Party Crasher
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Invite friends over for dinner, and your pet suddenly becomes the life of the party. They’re not socialising; they’re scouting for scraps.
12. The Bedtime Betrayal
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Your pet snuggles up to you at night, but it’s not for warmth. It’s to ensure they’re first in line for breakfast when you wake up.
13. The Kitchen Lurker
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Every time you enter the kitchen, your pet magically appears. They know that’s where the food is, and they’re not missing any opportunities.
14. The Training Manipulation
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They learn tricks not to impress you but to ensure a steady flow of treats. Each ‘sit’ and ‘stay’ is just a means to an edible end.
15. The Grim Reality
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If you were to suddenly drop dead, don’t be fooled—most pets would start munching on you after a while. Except for labradors, who would probably wait for someone to feed them instead.
They Love You… Mostly for the Food
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It’s a dark truth, but our pets’ loyalty often hinges on their stomachs. So next time they give you those big, loving eyes, remember: it’s probably dinnertime.
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