Think you know your dog? Think again.Here are 18 truths about canine intelligence that might make you wonder who’s really the smart one in your relationship.
1. “I Know Where You Hide the Treats”
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You think I don’t know where the good stuff is hidden? Please, I could find those treats blindfolded. I just play dumb so you keep thinking you’re in control.
2. “When You Whisper, I Understand”
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Do you really think I don’t know what you’re planning when you whisper with my other human late at night? I’m not deaf. I’m just choosing to ignore you.
3. “Ignoring Commands Is a Strategy”
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I heard you the first time you said ‘sit’. But if I comply immediately, you’ll think you’re the boss. Sometimes, I just need to remind you who’s really in charge here.
4. “The Leash Is a Joke”
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Pretending I don’t know how to walk properly on a leash is my way of getting you to take the longer, more scenic route. We both know you need the exercise more than I do.
5. “Selective Hearing Is Real”
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Yes, I heard you say ‘come’. But that squirrel in the garden is way more interesting. I’ll come when I’m good and ready, not a second sooner.
6. “Bathroom Breaks Are Negotiable”
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Ever notice how I suddenly need to go outside just when you’re about to sit down for dinner? It’s not a coincidence. I’m just making sure you stay active.
7. “Playing Dumb Gets Me More Attention”
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Acting like I don’t understand basic commands ensures I get more training sessions, which means more of your undivided attention. Win-win for me.
8. “Chewing Your Stuff Is a Game”
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You think I don’t know the difference between my chew toy and your favourite shoes? Oh, I know. But it’s hilarious to watch you freak out.
9. “Pretending to Be Asleep”
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Ever caught me peeking when you think I’m asleep? I’m just keeping tabs on you. Sometimes you do the funniest things when you think no one’s watching.
10. “I Know When You’re Leaving”
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Packing a bag and pretending it’s no big deal? I know you’re leaving me alone for hours. That’s why I give you the sad eyes – it’s my way of guilt-tripping you into staying longer.
11. “Begging Is a Skill”
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Sitting there with big, pleading eyes while you eat isn’t just random. It’s a calculated move to make you feel so guilty that you can’t resist giving me a bite.
12. “Fake Fear Gets Me Out of Trouble”
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Acting scared when you catch me doing something bad? It’s a classic move. Your guilt over my ‘fear’ means I get off scot-free. Every. Single. Time.
13. “I Know Your Routine Better Than You Do”
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You think I don’t notice when you grab your keys, put on your shoes, and head to the door? I know exactly what all that means. I’m just choosing to act indifferent.
14. “Pretending to Be Lost”
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Running off and acting like I don’t know my way home? Just kidding. I know exactly where I am. I just wanted to give you a little scare.
15. “Acting Surprised”
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You look surprised when I jump on the furniture? I’ve been doing it for years when you’re not home. Acting surprised when you catch me is just part of the act.
16. “Ignoring the Cat”
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Pretending not to notice the cat stealing my food is a strategy. It’s all part of my long-term plan to make you realise the cat is the real villain.
17. “Feigning Exhaustion”
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Looking tired and refusing to go for a walk? Sometimes I just want to see how far you’ll go to coax me. Spoiler: you’ll go pretty far.
18. “Faking Friendliness”
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Acting overly friendly with strangers when you’re around? It’s my way of ensuring you think I’m the perfect dog. Just don’t ask the mailman how ‘friendly’ I am when you’re not looking.
Are You Really in Control?
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After reading these truths, are you still convinced you’re the one in charge? Maybe it’s time to rethink who’s actually running the show in your household. Are you doing enough to keep up with your clever canine companion?
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